Blunt Advice · bluntadvice.co.uk

I'll tell you the truth about your business.

People have been coming to me for years with their business — an idea, a problem, a thing that's stuck — asking what I'd do. So I've made it a proper thing. An hour with me for £150, where you get the blunt version: no fluff, no agency-speak, just what I'd actually do if it were mine. I'm direct, a bit unorthodox, and a genuine nerd about how things grow — so expect a lot of questions and something real to act on.

This isn't advice from the sidelines. I've run my own business and co-founded a marketing agency that actually took off — and I've got an analytical, slightly quirky brain that tends to find the fix everyone else walked past.

One hour · One honest conversation · Something to go and do

How it works

01

Book your hour

Pick a slot, pay £150, done. No proposals, no back-and-forth, no "let's hop on a discovery call first."

02

Tell me the situation

Five quick questions before we talk, so we don't burn the hour on background. I'll have read them before you sit down.

03

One blunt hour

We get into it. I ask a lot of questions, then I tell you what I actually think — not the polite version, not the one that protects your feelings.

04

You leave with a move

Not a 40-slide deck you'll never open. The two or three things that'll actually move it forward, and the order to do them in.

Let's be clear

It's one honest hour. That's the whole point.

What this is

  • One honest hour, one human
  • The questions nobody's asking you
  • What I'd do if it were mine
  • Pay per session, book when you need it

What it isn't

  • A locked-in retainer
  • A 40-slide deck
  • A yes-man
  • My marketing agency

Who's giving the advice

I'm Thanos.

I've spent 10+ years in sales and marketing, and I co-run a marketing agency in Salisbury. But this isn't the agency — it's just me, telling you straight.

I'm a genuine nerd about how things grow, in any industry, so I ask a lot of questions and I don't sugar-coat the answers. People have asked me for this advice for free for years. Now it's £150 — and worth a fair bit more than that.

What people say

★★★★★
"Practical advice I could actually put into action."
Claire · Small business owner
★★★★★
"Got straight to the point and helped me grow without the guesswork."
Marcus · Freelancer
★★★★★
"Honest, practical, and made a real difference to my business and my confidence."
Aisha · Startup founder

Right. What's actually wrong with your business?

One hour. £150. I'll tell you.

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